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    Saturday - April 30, 2005

    The Legend of The Trids

    Filed under: Humor, Friends — DB @ 7:17 pm

    Once upon a time on an island far out in the ocean, a largely forgotten race of little people lived.  These people were called Trids, and although their legend lives on, no trace of them now exists.

    The Trids lived in the crater of an old volcano with very high walls, and were kept captive there by an evil tyrant of a Giant.  The Giant forced the Trids to remain forever in the crater, barely able to feed themselves, but forcing them to grow food for him… he was, after all a lazy Giant.

    Try as they might, the Trids were unable to escape the cruel treatment of the Giant.  ALthough they could, by working together, manage to climb out of the crater… each and every time the Giant would chase them down and kick them back into the crater.

    Year after cruel year, decade after decade, and generation after generation the Trids tried to escape to no avail.  The Giant would always chase them down and kick them back into the crater.

    Finally, someone got the bright idea to consult the village holy man… a rabbi as it happens. 

    "Oh holy man" they pleaded with the Rabbi

    "Surely the Giant would not dare to kick a holy man back into the crater!"

    "Please… lead us out of the crater and end our people’s slavery to the Giant."

    Having seen the Giant in action over the years, of course the Rabbi was loathe to lead the Trids.  However, since he was after all a holy man, there was little he could come up with on short notice to dissuade the Trids and still retain their respect.  He agreed to lead them up out of the crater to freedom.

    For weeks the Trids scurried around making their preparations.  Food was gathered, long ropes made, and strong boots for the long climb made for each of them.

    Finally the day came when the Rabbi was to lead them out of the crater.  One by one, in the dark of the night, the Trids filed quietly out of the village towards the crater walls.  The best climbers began to scale the high steep walls, ropes in hand.

    For long hours the Trids climbed.  Finally, just as the sun was beginning to peek over the horizon, the first Trid reached the top of the crater wall.  Then one after another the Trids climbed up to the edge and peered over the edge… anxiously looking for the Giant.

    For hours they waited and looked… the Giant was nowhere to be seen!  One after another the Trids climbed cautiously over the edge until they were all standing outside the crater.  Then, as if on command, they all began cheering and laughing, and running around.  All were cheering the Rabbi as a great leader, and thanking him for the great deed he had done for them.

    As if a cloud had covered the sun… a darkness covered the Trids… the ground shook… and a loud roaring and rumble was heard!  It was the evil Giant rushing towards them like a huge hurricane… knocking over trees… and crushing boulders in his path!

    One by one the Giant caught each of the Trids… one by one he kicked them back into the crater.  Finally only the Rabbi was left shivering and afraid of the Giant.  Without warning the Giant turned and slowly began to walk away.

    Looking around, the Rabbi could hardly believe his eyes.  Here he stood, alive and untouched, outside the crater… and in full view of the Giant.  Yet the Giant seemed to ignore him.

    Becoming brave now, certain that the Giant was afraid to kick a holy man, the Rabbi spoke up

    "See here Giant!" the Rabbi shouted "If you fear me, then you should let the other Trids join me outside the crater… and free us!"

    Stopping suddenly, the Giant turned and slowly shook his head.

    "Do you not fear my wrath oh Giant?"

    Again the Giant shook his head.

    "Then why… why didn’t you kick me back into the crater with the rest?"

    In a booming laugh, the Giant replied

    (more Crap…)

    Thursday - April 28, 2005

    Help A Friend On Her Birthday Please!!

    Filed under: Friends — DB @ 11:36 am

    Our Blog Buddy Priss at Priss’s House of Crap needs a Mac Mini and is giving away free Blog skins!

    Priss is a great Developer, so you won’t be dissapointed for helping her out… just go over and click on her referral link.

    Happy Birthday Priss :)

    DB

    Monday - April 25, 2005

    MeMeMe… Damn! Tagged Again!

    Filed under: Crappola, Friends — DB @ 11:43 pm

    Of course you all know that I will have my revenge… well eventually.

    Oh, what the hell.  If Priss needs a new laptop after she gets through with 3T , and B’Tude chases Jade down, then all I’ll have to worry about is B’Tude… Here kitty kitty…daddy has a nice big juicy b52 for you.

    The idea is to pick 5 (see list at bottom) and complete the sentences, then pass this little meme on to 3 more of your victims blog pals!

    I could be a justice on any one court in the world…  It’d have to be the Supreme Court so I could start putting a bunch of those Corporate jerks away

    If I could be a psychologist…  I’d have to try and figure out why there are soo many nuts loose in high positions

    If I could be a doctor…  I’d want find ways to ease children’s suffering 

    If I could be a lawyer…  I’d want to defend the rights of people who couldn’t do it themselves

    If I could be a professor… Hell, I do want to be a professor and inflict some of this hard fought wisdom on younger minds… maybe someday things could change for the better

    Whew… ok, that wasn’t soo bad.  Now for the fun part, and damnit I was gonna lay one on Kim but B’Tude beat me to it.

    Marjo… because she needs some meme in her life

    Andy because he needs some more shit

    and last but not least…

    Bud because he’s been on the road playin and hasn’t been here to defend himself

    Tag…you’re it!!  Don’t even think about squirming out of it, lol

    Choose your poison…
    If I could be a scientist…
    If I could be a farmer…
    If I could be a musician…
    If I could be a doctor…
    If I could be a painter…
    If I could be a gardener…
    If I could be a missionary…
    If I could be a chef…
    If I could be an architect…
    If I could be a linguist…
    If I could be a psychologist…
    If I could be a librarian…
    If I could be an athlete…
    If I could be a lawyer…
    If I could be an inn-keeper…
    If I could be a professor…
    If I could be a writer…
    If I could be a llama-rider…
    If I could be a bonnie pirate…
    If I could be an astronaut…
    If I could be a world famous blogger…
    If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
    If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

    Saturday - April 23, 2005

    Damnit Charlie Brown! I will NOT sink if you take it out!

    Filed under: Crappola, Dubious Wisdom — DB @ 1:41 pm

    The title above is the caption from an old Charlie Brown cartoon someone faked up years ago.  Charlie Brown and Lucy are standing facing each other in water up to their shoulders.  Charlie has a rather sheepish look on his face, and of course Lucy is screaming at the top of her lungs at him.

    Strangely enough, this cartoon reminds me of the way we (the American people) are treated by our government, and Corporate America, on a regular basis.  We’re getting screwed, and they are still trying to convince us that they are doing the right thing.

    Here are some noteworthy examples:

    What will happen to us if we pull out of Iraq?  We can barely take care of our own people, why are we still trying to take care of the rest of the world?  Shouldn’t we clean up ourselves before we step into someone else’s pool?

    Is the Company really going to orgasm into complete chaos if you take that vacation this year instead of staying and making yet another million for them?

    What happens if we withdraw our support and tax money from government subsidized Corporate Programs?  Something like 75% of all SBA loans now go to subsidizing franchises that will fail within the first year.  Guess who pays the government loan back when they file bankruptcy?

    What if we abstained from giving our business to large department stores who refuse to allow unions to protect their workers?  I understand a Walmart in Canada recently closed its doors rather than allowing a union.  Unions aren’t always a good idea, but isn’t Walmart’s action borderline illegal?

    What if we demanded the protection written in our laws against discrimination, and refused to be prodded into accepting less?  When a coworker is being discriminated against… how often does anyone stand up for them?

    Personally, I think we have allowed them to bend us over a barrel.  It’s become easier for them to slip it to us because we’re so busy trying to survive that we can’t take the time to stop them.  It’s become a vicious circle-jerk that is beginning to eat us all alive.

    We’re getting screwed… and the politicians and corporate lobby’s provide the lubrication.  We could at least get a kiss occasionally.

    (Oh… if anyone has a copy of this cartoon I’d love to include it here :) )

    DB

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