Doyle’s World
I’m enough of a realist to know that some of the things that would make my world better just ain’t gonna happen… but damn… wouldn’t it be nice if;
Every crooked Politician, potentially shitty Employer, shaddy Used Car Salesman, bogus Insurance Salesman, and ambulance chasing Lawyer, would just tell you face to face "If you elect me, work for me, by anything from me, or hire me… I’m gonna ass-rape you at every possible opportunity, all the while trying to convince you how good it feels."
Every person who has a driver’s license actually knew how to drive… or, cars would be made like bumper cars so you could just bump the morons out of your way.
Hot dog buns and hot dogs came in the same quantity.
All pets and kids would automatically know how to use a toilet… and flush it.
Whatever you bought broke a week before the Warranty ran out instead of the week after.
Life was fair… those who worked hard got ahead… and nice guys didn’t finish last.
How about you? What would make your world better?