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    Wednesday - December 28, 2005

    Year In Review

    Filed under: Crappola, Humor — DB @ 6:05 pm

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    Breaking News

     Headlines Top Stories

     Ohio Food Magnate Reluctantly Accepts Reward - Supportive Woman behind the man says "You would think that a man would appreciate such loyal dedication from his woman, wouldn’t you?"

    Alabama Virus Attack Could Prevent Someone from Getting Lei’d - BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. THE STOMACH-BUG IS HERE… and you’re next!

    Az. Woman threatens Santa’s Goodies - "I’m off to defile and violate Santa, in 20 different ways!"

    Hawai`i family Gets Bent - "On behalf of the Bent family, have a wonderful Christmas and holiday season. Get fat. Get drunk. Get laid. Get Bent."

    New Seattle Resident Finds Holy Grail - "What puzzles me is why this is so unusual?"

    Texas Beauty Falls Prey To "Bigger Is Better" - "Now I can quit supporting him and go buy me some boobs! "

    Frappr puts GA. Woman On The Map - "Seriously, do you expect anything else of me?"

    Fla. Woman Bugged By bigotry - "In my previous life, we were sinners if we lied to our kids and told them  Santa was real".

     

     

     Woman Continues College Winning Streak  

    A twenty+ year lay-off from school didn’t stop a Kaneohe, Hawai`i woman from completing her first year back with top honors!  Far from being daunted, Ms. B’Tude swept the BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppahclasses with a brilliant 4.0 GPA, leaving others in the dust of her accomplishment.  Not without compassion for the less fortunate, she managed to support her SO, saying,"screwball botany teacher robbed him, but he still had a kickass semester, too!"  What a woman I say, brilliant and supportive even in the face of overwhelming victory!

     

    Canadian Woman Gives Good Scarf

    After the authorities had their way with it, this reporter finally received Canada’s 10,000th visitor award.  Obviously purloined because of the scarf.jpgextremely fridgid weather in Hawai`i, the prize was held up for only a couple of weeks while customs officers checked it for explosives and/or illegal drugs.  Apparently forced by the Statute of Limitations on scarf examination, the property was finally forwarded to the rightful owner none the worse for wear– a beautiful scarf!

    Captive Audience Falls Prey To Torturous Rendition

    Christmas Day this year marked the db-sing.jpgsecond and final performance, of the unmasked comedy, of possibly the world’s worst singer.  With unmitigated insult to man and beast (dogs howled at the screeching, while the audience sought in vain for an escape route), luckily the worst was over and peace reined.  Having heard of the event, Simon Cowell sent his regrets.

    Dec 2004 -  Surviving Questions NO Sane Man Should EVER Have to Answer

    Jan 2005 - I Was Right … Dammit!

    Feb 2005 - One of Those Days

    Mar 2005 - Penguini’s Shouldn’t Drink

    Apr 2005 - MeMeMe… Damn! Tagged Again!

    May 2005 - The Bloggin B’s Do Waikiki !

    Jun 2005 - I AM MAD AS HELL ABOUT THE WAY THINGS ARE AND I’M JUST NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!!

    Jul 2005 - A Corporate Mystery — Part I

    Aug 2005 - To Kill an American

    Sept 2005 - Corporate Mystery II, Part I: The Locked Room

    Oct 2005 - Intermission

    Nov 2005 - C’mon I Wanna Lei Ya!

     

     

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