A Scientific Study
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Since B’Tude and I have both been studying science lately, I’ve decided to announce the results of a Hypothesis I have developed over a period of some fifty years.
Scientific steps followed:
Observe: Over a period of some fifty+ years I have observed the phenomena.
Form a Hypothesis: There is a myth or legend associated with "The Curse" in which women claim to have been cursed in pre-history. This curse takes affect monthly. I Hypothesized that The Curse to Women exists exclusively to Women.
Make a Prediction: The majority of women observed will be affected by The Curse, while men will be unaffected.
Design an Experiment to Test the Prediction:
Three groups of couples were observed over a fifty+ year span. Neither the male victims observers nor the females in any group were aware of the experiment. (double blind).
The control group consisted of complete strangers, whose observers freely volunteered the information.
The first experimental group consisted of a group of couples I knew, whose observers could not be stopped from volunteering the information.
The second experimental group consisted of couples I knew, whose observers also volunteered, however I ignored them because they were idiots. Of course they actually thought I was paying attention (Placebo)
(Butt Bunny?)