The Day The Earth Stood Still
No, but really!! I thought I would never see the day. I actually did see it for myself, and I have witnesses. Unfortunately I have no pictures so I’ll probably have to get written affadavits.
B’Tude was actually speechless!! In Speech class nonetheless!! For several seconds during her informative speech her mind apparently went completely blank. Nothing exited her mouth, her eyes glazed over, and she stood motionless in front of the class. Usually I never get to see that glazed loook because it’s too dark and I don’t wear my contacts or glasses to bed.
I suspected maybe an out of body experience, however she informed me later that she had experienced a brain dump. Too much homework and too little down time will do that too you.
Not to be totally outdone, my brain also did a dump. For the life of me I couldn’t remember just who the hell an author was in my English Lit Midterm. So I wrote some bullshit answer down in my essay, lol Thankfully that part of the test was only worth a few points and the professor will probably give me a few points just for creativity 
I think I need a drink.