The Golden Years
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 .
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
They think Free Love is porn on the Internet and Hippies are a new style of jeans.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.!
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where’s the Beef?", "I’d walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
The "Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" was that date they had last night and "For a Few Dollars More" they could have gotten that XBot
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter
They think Moby Dick is an STD
Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Notice the larger type, that’s for those of you who have trouble reading.
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