Mugged on Federal Paper
After a lifetime of being shot at and missed and shit at and hit, I’ve finally hit the big time. 
All it took was one picture by Glasshoppah and my ugly mug is now plastered in a Federal State Department magazine with 50,000 distribution, as well as online to the Feds et. al.
Damned right it’s all about me! My anonymity is shot to hell now, and I may have to go underground to avoid all those panting federal employees.
Whatever… next time some bored State Department person trips over me on their way out of the bar, at least they can say I look familiar and actually mean it. No, it isn’t me in the pool!
Go over an congratulate Glasshoppah for totally ruining my image!