It’s Up…and It’s Good!!
Final grades are finally in, and DAMN!! B’Tude and I both kicked total BOOTAE 
Even the History biotch professor was unable to withstand our wonderfulness. Kept us waiting until the last minute, and had a few snide remarks, but in the end she had to give in to the inevitable. (Either that or the fumes from the volcano finally got to her) For some reason she actually thinks that one letter is worth what we had to give up to get it (mostly sleep… a lot of sleep) NOT.
I just know all of you who have been listening to our tribulations over this past semester couldn’t wait to hear… we both got straight “A’s”. Which of course you’ve come to expect from B’Tude, but me? Shoot, I’m just a dumb Texas boy, what do I know? 
Now if we can just find jobs we won’t actually have to eat our grades and live in a Banyon tree… sigh, they say you have to pay the price to live in Paradise