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    Wednesday - December 28, 2005

    Year In Review

    Filed under: Crappola, Humor — DB @ 6:05 pm

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    Breaking News

     Headlines Top Stories

     Ohio Food Magnate Reluctantly Accepts Reward - Supportive Woman behind the man says "You would think that a man would appreciate such loyal dedication from his woman, wouldn’t you?"

    Alabama Virus Attack Could Prevent Someone from Getting Lei’d - BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. THE STOMACH-BUG IS HERE… and you’re next!

    Az. Woman threatens Santa’s Goodies - "I’m off to defile and violate Santa, in 20 different ways!"

    Hawai`i family Gets Bent - "On behalf of the Bent family, have a wonderful Christmas and holiday season. Get fat. Get drunk. Get laid. Get Bent."

    New Seattle Resident Finds Holy Grail - "What puzzles me is why this is so unusual?"

    Texas Beauty Falls Prey To "Bigger Is Better" - "Now I can quit supporting him and go buy me some boobs! "

    Frappr puts GA. Woman On The Map - "Seriously, do you expect anything else of me?"

    Fla. Woman Bugged By bigotry - "In my previous life, we were sinners if we lied to our kids and told them  Santa was real".

     

     

     Woman Continues College Winning Streak  

    A twenty+ year lay-off from school didn’t stop a Kaneohe, Hawai`i woman from completing her first year back with top honors!  Far from being daunted, Ms. B’Tude swept the BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppahclasses with a brilliant 4.0 GPA, leaving others in the dust of her accomplishment.  Not without compassion for the less fortunate, she managed to support her SO, saying,"screwball botany teacher robbed him, but he still had a kickass semester, too!"  What a woman I say, brilliant and supportive even in the face of overwhelming victory!

     

    Canadian Woman Gives Good Scarf

    After the authorities had their way with it, this reporter finally received Canada’s 10,000th visitor award.  Obviously purloined because of the scarf.jpgextremely fridgid weather in Hawai`i, the prize was held up for only a couple of weeks while customs officers checked it for explosives and/or illegal drugs.  Apparently forced by the Statute of Limitations on scarf examination, the property was finally forwarded to the rightful owner none the worse for wear– a beautiful scarf!

    Captive Audience Falls Prey To Torturous Rendition

    Christmas Day this year marked the db-sing.jpgsecond and final performance, of the unmasked comedy, of possibly the world’s worst singer.  With unmitigated insult to man and beast (dogs howled at the screeching, while the audience sought in vain for an escape route), luckily the worst was over and peace reined.  Having heard of the event, Simon Cowell sent his regrets.

    Dec 2004 -  Surviving Questions NO Sane Man Should EVER Have to Answer

    Jan 2005 - I Was Right … Dammit!

    Feb 2005 - One of Those Days

    Mar 2005 - Penguini’s Shouldn’t Drink

    Apr 2005 - MeMeMe… Damn! Tagged Again!

    May 2005 - The Bloggin B’s Do Waikiki !

    Jun 2005 - I AM MAD AS HELL ABOUT THE WAY THINGS ARE AND I’M JUST NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!!

    Jul 2005 - A Corporate Mystery — Part I

    Aug 2005 - To Kill an American

    Sept 2005 - Corporate Mystery II, Part I: The Locked Room

    Oct 2005 - Intermission

    Nov 2005 - C’mon I Wanna Lei Ya!

     

     

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    35 Bits Of Wisdom Shared »

    1. LOL DB, Brilliant!

       Comment by Mongakim — Wednesday - December 28, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
    2. This is GREAT! I hope it becomes an annual event. And I am recovering at an amazing rate. You know you can’t keep a good woman down. Not that I’m saying I’m a good woman, but then again so I’ve been told.

      The lei’ing will commence on New Year’s Day as planned. We’ll have greens, blackeyed peas with ham and all do a little lei’ing.

       Comment by Junebugg — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 12:34 am
    3. June Bugg–question! Is that greens, black-eyed peas and ham thing an Southern new Year thing, or an Alabama new year thing. I only know one person who celebrates with that meal and it’s because her ex-husband’s family is from ‘bama.

       Comment by BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppah — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 12:51 am
    4. You are so talented. I loved every minute of it, like your murder mystery I want more. I can’t wait to see what you have to offer in 2006. Happy New Years and keep up the AWESOME work.
      You and B-tude are a great match!!!

       Comment by jackie — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 2:51 am
    5. - :) Thanks Kim… Thought folks might appreciate something a little different :)

      - Glad you’re feeling Better JuneBugg. I may have to make this my annual New Years event, it was fun doing it. Ummmm… blackeyed peas, cornbread, greens, and ham!! Nope, it ain’t just for Alabama folks B’Tude :) Carry me back ta ole Kentucky fer the Derby!

      - I’m the lucky one Jackie… after all, she’s the brilliant one :)

       Comment by DB — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 10:38 am
    6. What a wonderful New Years post! Amazing!

       Comment by Jade — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
    7. Thanks Jade… it was fun doing it :)

       Comment by DB — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
    8. Oh I so needed the boost of the first one. I feel like the oldest gal in school. Happy New Year!

      Thanks for the write up!!! I’m so honored.

       Comment by Robin — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
    9. I just love your bloggasphere newspaper, Mr. DB! Very creative, I must say. You did jolly good, my friend. And thanks for the plug! :) Ready for the New Years?

       Comment by Ma — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
    10. rofl, Robin… I never know when you’re serious. Trust me, you are not the oldest gal in school. The write up was my pleasure… for all of you :)

      Glad you like my little rag, Ma :) I was trying to find something a little different.

       Comment by DB — Thursday - December 29, 2005 @ 8:21 pm
    11. I was looking for the crossword puzzle and comics section. You know I can’t crap without the crossword section DB. WTF?

       Comment by Mongakim — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 4:44 am
    12. I’m back. Happy to be reading ou again. ‘Tude girl really kicked ass, huh. Happy New year!

       Comment by Bud — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 5:32 am
    13. Is that Bud? I thought he moved to Antarctica or something.

      Anyway, Happy New Year, Doyle.

       Comment by Andy Land — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 10:00 am
    14. Crossword puzzle, Kim? I’m not sure where I’d find the braincells to make up one of those right now, lol I guess I’ll have to put that on my to-do list though, I wouldn’t want to be responsible for your irregularity :)

      Hey Bud :) About time you got back from your wanderings. Yes, B’Tude kicked ass in a Big way, and I’m very proud of her :)

      Yes, Andy, our wandering minstrel has returned :)

      Happy New Year ya’ll!!

       Comment by DB — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 10:39 am
    15. I really like the new blog!

       Comment by Mike — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
    16. Thanks Mike :) About time you got yer skinny butt over here to visit, lol

       Comment by DB — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
    17. The greens are paper money,the black-eyed peas are coins, the ham is for living high on the hog. It’s a Southern thing. So is never doing laundry on New Years or you’ll be washing someone out of your life (washing for a dead person) by the end of the year.

       Comment by Junebugg — Friday - December 30, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
    18. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

       Comment by BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppah — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 1:20 am
    19. Happy New Years to you too!!

       Comment by jackie — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 5:24 am
    20. Happy New Year~!~

       Comment by Chris — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 5:41 am
    21. Positively brilliant DB!!! I enjoyed your year in review WAY more then our Newspapers! :-)

      I mean’t to mention in your karoake debut post, I LOVE the long hair!! Although I can’t see it in this picture.(Did you cut it off?)
      ;-)Here’s to a Happy and Prosperous New Year DB! BIG HUGS to you and B’tude!
      Love,
      3T
      PS. Santa’s goodies are still intact, and not too muich worse for the wear. ;-)

       Comment by 3rdtimesacharm (3T) — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 6:58 am
    22. Thanks, JuneBugg :) You know, I was born in the South and never knew the full story behind the black-eyed peas tradition? I did my laundry last night… does that count?

      B’Tude, Happy Newy Year to you too Baby :)

      Chris and Jackie… you two be careful out there tonight, have fun and be safe :)

      Nice to see you back 3T, we missed you :) I was invited to be on the newspaper at school this coming semester (boy are they in for a shock), so I thought I’d start the year out right :P Nope, I still got the long hair, lol Maybe I’ll let it grow til I graduate, hahaha Glad you and Santa both made it through the holidays intact :)

       Comment by DB — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 8:27 am
    23. YESSS! Let it grow, let it grow! ;-)
      Although I would warn, that a side effect to men growing their hair out, is women who will want to run their fingers thru it. But since B’tude is on the campus with you…college girls BEWARE. ;-)

      3T

       Comment by 3rdtimesacharm (3T) — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 9:14 am
    24. ROFL… the girls are safe, 3T I’m one of those “unconsious” (focused) guys who wouldn’t know if a woman came on to me if she walked up and bit me on the neck, lol I think most of the time B’Tude just shakes her head and giggles about it.

       Comment by DB — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 9:24 am
    25. Oh this is great! I will have to come back tomorrow and read it when I am hung over LOL Happy 2006 DB!

       Comment by kb — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
    26. Ya know why women like men with long hair?(Pause, drumroll)………

      Because they use it like reins to guide him where they want him while…..um…you know! (blush)

      HAPPY NEW YEAR

       Comment by Junebugg — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
    27. Hey, KB… Happy 2006 to you too :)

      Ummmm… I wouldn’t know about that JuneBugg, I’ve pretty much always had short hair lol

       Comment by DB — Saturday - December 31, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
    28. I had a safe and happy new year thank you for your concerns. We had dinner with friends and home by 9pm. We bought in the new year with some bubbly and were in bed by 1:00 am.
      I hope yours was just as happy. Welcome 2006.

       Comment by jackie — Sunday - January 1, 2006 @ 7:48 am
    29. Very creative & a lovely way to honor your SO! :D HAPPY NEW YEAR!

       Comment by Green-EyedLady — Sunday - January 1, 2006 @ 10:38 pm
    30. Hey, what a cool way to look back on the year! May 2006 bring you and yours an equal or superior amount of fun, love, and naughty surprises.

       Comment by Jay — Tuesday - January 3, 2006 @ 2:35 am
    31. - I’m glad you had a good New Years,Jackie :D

      - Ii’s definately different, GEL. Happy New Year to you too!

      - Have a really Great 2006, Jay :P

       Comment by DB — Tuesday - January 3, 2006 @ 10:11 am
    32. What a creative recap! So, I take it that you don’t think my towel is that unusual? hehe. congrats on the new job — that’s so exciting!

       Comment by Becky — Tuesday - January 3, 2006 @ 5:56 pm
    33. LOL, Becky…. actually that was a quote from your post :lol:

      The job is only a part-time school thingy, but it should be fun. Good to see you back.

       Comment by DB — Tuesday - January 3, 2006 @ 6:49 pm
    34. :)Congrats on the Newspaper job DB!
      Sounds like you’re going to have another busy semester.

      3T

       Comment by 3rdtimesacharm (3T) — Wednesday - January 4, 2006 @ 3:26 am
    35. Gotta stay busy 3T… it keeps me outta trouble. Well… mostly ;)

       Comment by DB — Wednesday - January 4, 2006 @ 10:11 am

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